WELCOME TO THE

TRANSDIMENSIONAL TOURISM BUREAU

CUSTOM EVENTS, RACES, PUZZLES, TREASURES & ADVENTURES IN SOUTHERN UTAH
+++ A CREATIVE RESEARCH PARTNER WITH ADVENTURE GAMES INC +++

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EXAMPLE TOURIST PUZZLE

Frog of Fortune is a transdimensional experience you can peruse from the safety of your home or laptop without install.

ENRICHING GAME, RACE & ADVENTURE DESIGN
CUSTOM TAILORED FOR YOU & YOURS

Robert “Bobby” Ennis started The Transdimensional Tourism Bureau on June 21st of 2025 near Tez Nez  to offer new ways for you and your team to explore landscapes, solve puzzles and riddles, even bask in the music of Sumerian pop stars.

This is not merely a menu: this is a custom, uniquel crafted experience within your budget*, narratively tuned for your company culture, all spiced with technology and fancy prizes (that can be created if they need to be really special and fancy, for that particular somebody).

Your next employee-enrichment event could BARELY make it past HR… but only if you ask nicely. Turn the office into an entirely different world at night, or avoid sharp rocks while you shimmy downhill in a dirt-surfing race. It starts with an interview, and ends at the finish line. Shan’t we begin?

Predict Your Ideal Treasure Hunt/Race/Game Below

Refer to HR to see what level of risk, dexterity, wits or brawn your company roster might prefer in a team-building exercise.

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EXAMPLE CUSTOM GAME TYPES

SPEED
RACE

A BLOODTHIRSTY PUZZLE RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK AND DANGER FOR REAL TREASURE.

Duration: 1.5-3 hours

Range: Southern Utah, surrounding areas. Crystal cliffsides, freezing waterfalls, screaming asphalt, heat, thorns and snakes.
How far will you go?
For individual or team play.

Budget: $30/person

Players: 10+ (Max 50)

Prizes: treasure chest in an inconvenient location.
Real danger. You might die.*

Leaderboard listing.

NIGHT
SHIFT

IT’S AFTER HOURS, THE LIGHTS ARE DOWN, AND THE REAL WORK JUST BEGAN.

Duration: 1.5-2 hours

Location: Your place of business in Southern Utah. (Have games, will travel.)
Transform the office space in a unique way using lights and UV technology.
Timer set for excitement.

Budget: $15/person up to 10 players, ideal for small businesses with awesome teams.

Players: 5+

Prizes: ranked winnings, optional leaderboard listing.

PUZZLE
QUEST

Duration: 2-3 hours

Range: Cedar City, St George, surrounding areas.

Budget: $35/person up to 5 people, $45+/per additional person up to 10 max players

Prizes: variable & personalized, set to your budget, including exquisite artifacts crafted on demand (pending availability).

Evidence of Our Escapades

So what are you in the mood for? An office party gone horribly right? A race that’ll strip the paint off your house and give your car a permanent radioactive orange glow? Your abundant coin deepens the experience across all states and/or senses… Potentially with REAL TREASURE AT THE END. So, what’s your budget and when does this thing need to be ready by?

This invitation applies to participating civilizations only, exempting members of the Trojan Accords.

RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT ADVISORY: The TTB is a custom, bespoke experience outfit, developing games and puzzles with AdVenture Games Inc. for whom I sell and recommend their well-crafted experiences, replete with actors and more.

Now, are you guys ready to spin the wheel in your office at night while the whole accounting team is baffled by the puzzle that the customer service kid solves in moments?
Or are you ready to race against a noble crew of diesel mechanics; their warriors gnawing at the bit for yet another lightning round of fuel-fueled smoke and spinning tires. Maybe against your company or team. Maybe next weekend?

Things can go wrong. Servers fail, phones lose service, batteries die, lights short out, backpacks become too laden with black metal pyramids of magnetite, or boulders of toothy clear calcite crystals in limestone. People can and do get hurt in outdoor adventures, sometimes very VERY badly, or even worse.
Wherefore, I offer the following promises with your purchase:

1. Nothing. Liability waivers are required.

2. Plans B, C, D, E, F, etc. I do my best, and most people are pretty satisfied with these outcomes.

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A Couple Notes Before You Visit or Attempt Anything:

MULTIVERSAL DISCLAIMER

+ TTB adventures and events are often dangerous, and suitable for humans of ages 18+. No pets or kids under 18. Pets over 18 years of age probably welcome.
+ TTB does not and cannot vet the random public, so caveat emptor on our public events. People are fickle beasts and should never be endorsed.
+ You are 1000% responsible for your own property, safety and welbeing. Read the rest below!

READ FULL MULTIVERSAL DISCLAIMER HERE

MEDICAL ADVISORY:

If you have a medical condition or if you are in doubt, please consult a doctor before coming along on any of our events. It’s like the old Sajji adage, “Lethal Nouns And Hounds Abound Around Newfound Grounds.”

EXTRA LEGAL EXEMPTION:

All disputes that may arise from any and all actions taking place in proximity to other individuals during any event are to be handled between those individuals. As these are free and public events, all liability MUST AND DOES remain the sole responsibility of the participant. Just like if you were going to the park.

Pro-social habitants of
Earth-Λ10⁻¹²²-H0.7 welcome.

In Non-Legalese: Don’t bother suing an artist.

GUIDING PRINCIPLES

Dynamic Balance of Collaboration and Competition:
We alternate between cooperative synergy and spirited rivalry between worlds, adapting our approaches to the nature of each challenge, ensuring both unity and innovation thrive instead of conflict.

Evolutionary Vision:
We reject short-sighted scavenging and infighting, aspiring instead to evolve as individuals, tackling increasingly profound and esoteric challenges.

Cultural Transformation:
By sublimating the power of legend and mythology, we foster creativity, freedom, and shared prosperity.

Enduring Inspiration:
Guided by the spark of creative inspiration, we commit to finding out and finding in.

Join us at the Transdimensional Tourism Bureau, where creativity knows no bounds, and together, we forge a future that IGNITES us.

Find Out About Impending Events!

Doesn’t your accountant already know if your next team-building event qualifies as a tax break? Call them, then shoot me a message to get started.

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The Oasis:
Transdimensional Radio

*I mean, who knows?