WELCOME TO THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL TOURISM BUREAU
CUSTOM TEAM-BUILDING EVENTS & NETWORKING ADVENTURES IN SOUTHERN UTAH
A CREATIVE THINK-TANK PARTNER WITH ADVENTURE GAMES INC
Predict Your Ideal Treasure Hunt/Race/Game Below
Refer to HR to see what level of risk, dexterity, wits or brawn your company roster might prefer in a team-building exercise.
REAL-WORLD TEAM-BUILDING GAMES, A LA CARTE
The Transdimensional Tourism Bureau offers new ways for you or a team to explore landscapes, solve puzzles and riddles, bask in the music of Sumerian pop stars, and refocus your mind and skills. This is not a simple menu: this is a custom, crafted experience within your budget, narratively tuned for your company culture, all spiced with technology and newly ancient artifacts (such as a polished metal cube, about 2.25″ per side, resting snugly in your palm. Maybe you’re wondering what the symbols mean already).
Your next employee-enrichment event could BARELY make it past HR… but only if you ask nicely and pay handsomely. A silly office war or a dangerous downhill dirt-surfing odyssey await you and yours.
SPEED
RACE
Duration: 1.5-3 hours
Range: Southern Utah, surrounding areas.
How far will you go?
For individual or team play.
Budget: $25/person
Players: 10+ (Max 50)
Prizes: treasure chest, optional leaderboard listing.
NIGHT
SHIFT
Duration: Timed
Location: Your place of business. Transform the office space in a unique way.
Timer set for excitement.
Budget: $35/person
Price includes required UV lamp
Players: 5+
Prizes: ranked winnings, optional leaderboard listing
PUZZLE
QUEST
Duration: 2-3 hours
Range: Cedar City, St George, surrounding areas.
Budget: $50+/person up to 5 people, $65+/per additional person up to 10 max players.
Prizes: variable & personalized
Evidence of Our Escapades
So what are you in the mood for? An office party gone horribly right? A race that’ll strip the paint off your house and give your car a permanent radioactive orange glow? Your abundant coin deepens the experience across all states and/or senses… Potentially with REAL TREASURE AT THE END.
What’s your budget and when does this thing need to be ready by?
This invitation applies to participating civilizations only, exempting members of the Trojan Accords.
IRON COUNTY PORTAL LOCATIONS
Each of the following buttons points to an actual location on your world. You can visit, see the wonderful views, and try not to get hurt. The real world is very dangerous, yet isn’t there is so much more to discover?
Event Reports
UV light exploration of sheep tunnel, Iron County 2025-09-07
From one insertion point near the south end of Cedar City, the sheep tunnels no longer cause one to crawl (poor sheep, having to go through such low ceilings!), and makes for what seems like a leisurely walk at first. Claustrophobes beware. As I descended down the...
2025-10-05 Dirt Surfing
Bobby here. Who wants to race me to the top of a shale hill? As somebody who just loves how nature inspires all art, I love getting out and skipping up hills, sliding down slopes, hurling boulders and snagging crystals out of the earth. Today my lovely wife Jess...
Event Report: Smith Diesel 2025 Summer Treasure Race
WHILE THIS RACE IS DONE, HAS YOURS YET BEGUN?TRANSDIMENSIONAL TOURISM BUREAU "Going even more beyonderester." Bobby Ennis here. The TTB is your home for team-building in Southern Utah. Working in conjunction with AdVenture Games Inc (www.AdVentureGamesInc.com), count...
Odd Rock on Mars
Mars Science Laboratory: Curiosity Raw ImagesDrill holes sampling oddly rounded stone on Mars. Stones like this are typically found in rivers on Earth, beaten by streams and water. Wind erosion tends to look carved instead, so this is interesting.
Field Guide: Conversational Sajjimayen for Tourists
Conversational Sajjimayen PhrasesFor Tourists Of Earth-Λ10⁻¹²²-H0.8 Approximate Earth ΛH0.7 correlate: ancient Mesopotamian subculture, with the linguistic isolate: Sumerian. "Black-Headed People", saĝ-gi₆-me-en 𒊕𒈨𒂗 Hello / Good morning Transliteration: Šul...
Rainbow Canyon 20 SEP 2025
2025.08.24 Throat Singing In Cement Tunnel
Overtone and fry resonance exploration within cement reflective chamber. Iron County, Utah. Sunday August 24th, 2025. This is an off-limits tunnel used to move livestock safely through a rather developed area, and there need to be infinitely more of these around. For...
09 AUG 2025 Network & Night Hike
Come network and enjoy the wonders of nature. This time we STAY on the trail at night.
A Couple Notes Before You Visit or Attempt Anything:
MULTIVERSAL DISCLAIMER
+ TTB adventures and events are often dangerous, and suitable for humans of ages 18+. No pets or kids under 18. Pets over 18 years of age probably welcome.
+ TTB does not and cannot vet the random public, so caveat emptor on our public events. People are fickle beasts and should never be endorsed.
+ You are 1000% responsible for your own property, safety and welbeing. Read the rest below!
READ FULL MULTIVERSAL DISCLAIMER HERE
MEDICAL ADVISORY:
If you have a medical condition or if you are in doubt, please consult a doctor before coming along on any of our events. It’s like the old Sajji adage, “Lethal Nouns And Hounds Abound Around Newfound Grounds.”
EXTRA LEGAL EXEMPTION:
All disputes that may arise from any and all actions taking place in proximity to other individuals during any event are to be handled between those individuals. As these are free and public events, all liability MUST AND DOES remain the sole responsibility of the participant. Just like if you were going to the park.
Pro-social habitants of
Earth-Λ10⁻¹²²-H0.7 welcome.
In Non-Legalese: Don’t bother suing an artist.
GUIDING PRINCIPLES
Dynamic Balance of Collaboration and Competition:
We alternate between cooperative synergy and spirited rivalry between worlds, adapting our approaches to the nature of each challenge, ensuring both unity and innovation thrive instead of conflict.
Evolutionary Vision:
We reject short-sighted scavenging and infighting, aspiring instead to evolve as individuals, tackling increasingly profound and esoteric challenges.
Cultural Transformation:
By sublimating the power of legend and mythology, we foster creativity, freedom, and shared prosperity.
Enduring Inspiration:
Guided by the spark of creative inspiration, we commit to finding out and finding in.
Join us at the Transdimensional Tourism Bureau, where creativity knows no bounds, and together, we forge a future that IGNITES us.
Find Out About Impending Events!
Doesn’t your accountant already know if your next team-building event qualifies as a tax break? Call them, then shoot me a message to get started.
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